What you folks up to today, im off to lovely shrewsbury to take me mother and inlaws out for a nice meal and the wife is driving so few beers is in order :)
I Saw My Mum Yesterday At A Family Do We Had For My Brothers Birthday.. But Going Too See Her Again Today As I Off Out For A Few Beers & My Parents House Is Only Across The Road From The Local..
Zitat von Wardle71What you folks up to today, im off to lovely shrewsbury to take me mother and inlaws out for a nice meal and the wife is driving so few beers is in order :)
I've just got screwed for £3.50 for a card at Tesco's. Full display rack full of the pink coloured b*uggers. And the cheapest one was.............£3.50. After that I was f*cked if was going to stay at the Florist's on the way back home*.
"Happy Day, Mutha". I know you'll be reading this. (Members name - Disappointed Forebearer)
* My love and admiration for me Ma. can't be expressed through mere gifts.
Got outside me' Mutha's to write it. Despite being in a packet it had no envelope! Thought I'd get away without one. Wrote it then saw on the front it had -
"To my WIFE on Mothers Day"
What sick f*ck decide to market those? I admit I didn't look at it closely, but you expect a Mothers day card to by default have a heartfelt sentiment relating to a bond between Mother and offspring. Not pandering to some sick f*cker with some type of Oedipus complex who married a woman he considers to be his Mother! I had to go out and buy another f*cker.
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