Quote by GelseThere's a gospel black women in Sheffield who preaches allday and plays some kind of ukulele and also a tramp who wears every item of clothing he owns. Think hes skinny as a rake but looks about a metric ton in size!
I know who you mean...
What about the tramp/alco how is always on ecci roads dancing to his gettoblaster?
Quote by GelseThere's a gospel black women in Sheffield who preaches allday and plays some kind of ukulele and also a tramp who wears every item of clothing he owns. Think hes skinny as a rake but looks about a metric ton in size!
Got the same thing really. Tall black guy, skinny as fuck. Rumor has it, he used to be a NBA player, but took cocain and is now a tramp. You always see him working out and stuff. Got like pillows under his clothes.
If anyones familiar with Brighton, theres a half naked bloke who does yoga in the pavilion gardens whilst drinking from a champagne bottle. He looks homeless but i cant be sure, although he's there every day, i need some more info.
An alcoholic who can be found sitting on benches round the town, he has been known to shit himslef on the bench and carry on drinking. His favourite place is a bench near the bus stop.
I will always remember seeing him come out of a paper shop and just seeing the shop keeper spaying air freshner behing him.
Toxic Terry - Homeless petrol sniffer (He's been mentioned in a vid by Dave Spikey). He has a facebook page where his fans can ask him questions and get them answered on video, His favourite flavour of petrol is 'Texaco Unleaded, cos it has a fuller flavour' and when asked his favourite sexual position he replied 'My favourite sexual position would of course have to be, on the floor'. Joe Lagonza - Rides around on his bike all day and lives in a tent in a field, he used to be a UK kickboxing champ but went mental off a mixture of roids and LSD The Whistler - Walks/rides around whistling and shouting (he has tourettes) The Upright Woman AKA Straightback - Walks round aimlessly all day in a very upright position
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