mrs had coronation street on other night, peter barlow if you know who he is or if you dont hes knocking off michelle keegan in the programme, lucky twat!!.anyway he says his dob 1965, mrs says same as you, then proceeds to say what a fuckin pervert 49 and michelle keegan is 26, says somebody of 49 and girl of 26 its wrong, fuckin dirty old man, tried to explain its only a programme lol but made me think, if I was seeing a girl of 26/27 and im 49 nearly would I be a dirty old perv??think mrs thinks fancying somebody 23 years my junior is wrong, I think its normal especially looking like miss keegan but is it wrong, or is it just a female view??
Quote: Murf wrote in post #2Nah, it's fine J. She is awesome and number uno on my kidnap list!
I have the duck tape and gimp masks, just give me a call when your ready mate.
She frequents a restaurant a stones throw from my gaff, her bloke Mark Wright, has something to do with it. A few of my female friends have met her and although she's out for a bite to eat she is only too happy to take time out to talk to folk.
Quote: Murf wrote in post #13Reckon some of the lasses you know would be up to talking to her to throw her off guard while I sneak up from behind with a rubber mallet?
Quote: Murf wrote in post #13Reckon some of the lasses you know would be up to talking to her to throw her off guard while I sneak up from behind with a rubber mallet?
A mallet!!!!
I prefer Harry The Hatchets weapon of choice
She's only little as well so it would be easy to fold her up and stick her in the boot..
Quote: Murf wrote in post #13Reckon some of the lasses you know would be up to talking to her to throw her off guard while I sneak up from behind with a rubber mallet?
A mallet!!!!
I prefer Harry The Hatchets weapon of choice
She's only little as well so it would be easy to fold her up and stick her in the boot..
...am I over thinking this?
Don't you back out on me now!
I've spent all morning cleaning out the cellar and fitting new toys to the walls.