For the past month or so I have spunked a small fortune on completely gutting and rebuilding the kitchen, everything from new floorboards to a new ceiling. Everything has been replaced, except that is for an old tin opener. Now it's not like this is the first time she's used it and she'd been arsing around for a good 5 minutes before called for my assistance!
Quote: Tone wrote in post #1For the past month or so I have spunked a small fortune on completely gutting and rebuilding the kitchen, everything from new floorboards to a new ceiling. Everything has been replaced, except that is for an old tin opener. Now it's not like this is the first time she's used it and she'd been arsing around for a good 5 minutes before called for my assistance!
Just buy the pull top ones T. No assistance required then (We Hope!)
Quote: Tone wrote in post #1For the past month or so I have spunked a small fortune on completely gutting and rebuilding the kitchen, everything from new floorboards to a new ceiling. Everything has been replaced, except that is for an old tin opener. Now it's not like this is the first time she's used it and she'd been arsing around for a good 5 minutes before called for my assistance!
What next you'll be doing the shopping...cooking...cleaning...you need clear boundaries T, personally i'd have let her struggle
Quote: Teznufc wrote in post #6Ring pulls are the future mind corned beef tins are a twat
Good old corned duuuurg
T I'm looking at a new kitchen, sorry she is, get your tool belt on and give me a hand[spook]
I don't think you can afford me, plus the fact I don't think I could accept the accept the same sexual sacrifices from yourself that she has made to me in order to get her new kitchen.
Quote: Teznufc wrote in post #6Ring pulls are the future mind corned beef tins are a twat
Good old corned duuuurg
T I'm looking at a new kitchen, sorry she is, get your tool belt on and give me a hand[spook]
I don't think you can afford me, plus the fact I don't think I could accept the accept the same sexual sacrifices from yourself that she has made to me in order to get her new kitchen.
Haha she has told me a price ££££ no fucking chance