Quote by jack5I can't stand tight people. Reach into your wallet you horrible git.
Nothing grates me more than splitting a food bill and then one of the members pulls out their phone to work exactly what they are due to pay. Cunts. The lot of them!
Old people who shuffle into a shop and decide to take half an hour to sort their lives out. Gas card, electric card, council tax card, lottery numbers, euro millions, paper, robinsons barley etc. Then they don't have enough in their pocket/purse so they reveal a bank card. This then takes them another 15 minutes trying to remember their fucking pin number, never mind putting the card in the right way up! Fuck sake, these shouldn't be allowed out by themselves they are far too fucking vulnerable. Finally everything is paid for, then they take another ten minutes to put all the shit in their pockets/bag, and another 5 chewing the shop assistants ear off about the fucking weather.
Quote by 1985casualOld people who shuffle into a shop and decide to take half an hour to sort their lives out. Gas card, electric card, council tax card, lottery numbers, euro millions, paper, robinsons barley etc. Then they don't have enough in their pocket/purse so they reveal a bank card. This then takes them another 15 minutes trying to remember their fucking pin number, never mind putting the card in the right way up! Fuck sake, these shouldn't be allowed out by themselves they are far too fucking vulnerable. Finally everything is paid for, then they take another ten minutes to put all the shit in their pockets/bag, and another 5 chewing the shop assistants ear off about the fucking weather.
The other day I had an old women stood behind me in the post office making all sorts of comments to all and sundry because I had a couple of parcels to send. I wanted to turn around and say - 'where the fuck do you expect me to post them, argos'?
I held my tongue because she was old but couldn't help but laugh as I finished up and she huffed and puffed past me to the service desk...
I went into the post office and posted 9 packages once, when the bird looked up form the book she was reading and realised how many i had she let out a sigh like i had just told her she was going to have to nick up to mine to get one i forgot.
I wanted to smash her stupid old face in but i wouldn't have got my parcels sent.
Catching the train home from work and walking out of Chesterfield station to see some funny cunt has decided to park next to me in a superb example of my car...
Im not bitter, but felt like smashing the fucker up as it makes mine look shite (and I didn't think it was that bad until I saw that one!)
If he parks there again, im having loads of parts off it. The cunt.
Quote by 1985casualOld people who shuffle into a shop and decide to take half an hour to sort their lives out. Gas card, electric card, council tax card, lottery numbers, euro millions, paper, robinsons barley etc. Then they don't have enough in their pocket/purse so they reveal a bank card. This then takes them another 15 minutes trying to remember their fucking pin number, never mind putting the card in the right way up! Fuck sake, these shouldn't be allowed out by themselves they are far too fucking vulnerable. Finally everything is paid for, then they take another ten minutes to put all the shit in their pockets/bag, and another 5 chewing the shop assistants ear off about the fucking weather.
Getting stuck behind some slow driving fucker when in a hurry (which is most of the time when I'm driving) and when they eventually turn off (at a side road or roundabout) some other slow driving fucker replaces them!!
I fucking hate a slow fucking driver relay fucking race.
People who Post about their private life on Facebook e.g. 'so upset my boyfriend left me' 1. Why would you want to let everyone know your private buisness so they can all gossip about it. 2. No one cares, you're just a bad attention seeker
Quote by AlpineLoud people in public transport. And loud people in general. 16-year old Dutch chavs emulating a northern-African accent to try and sound cool.
I know exactly what you mean mate, my uni is in Utrecht and some of my friends live in Kanaleneiland. The way some of the people speak round there, is absolutely ridiculous. Probably the same in Woensel( you're from Eindhoven right?) tho.
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