Drunken texting is a riot. Couple weeks ago looked through my texts and got to the previous nights between this bird. She had texted me saying where are you and i replied 'please dont talk to me' still have no idea why.
Quote by ryanDrunken texting is a riot. Couple weeks ago looked through my texts and got to the previous nights between this bird. She had texted me saying where are you and i replied 'please dont talk to me' still have no idea why.
Ahh yes, the drunken random-switch. I do that a lot too.
When I come home at 5 am on a Saturday I really try my hardest not to get to the laptop as I'll get abusive towards people, as well as weird texts to people.
On Jeremy Kyle this morning some hag was saying her ex kept texting her when he was drunk, when JC asked what was he texting she replied 'He normally just asks if he can come round and empty his sack'.
Quote by ryanDrunken texting is a riot. Couple weeks ago looked through my texts and got to the previous nights between this bird. She had texted me saying where are you and i replied 'please dont talk to me' still have no idea why.
Haha. This does happen alot to myself aswell.
The amount of times I wake up after a heavy and find I have abused numerous mates/birds/girlfriend via text.
Being sent on the bacon roll run at work people posting photos of food on facebook punctures noisy cunts below me blasting techno into the small hours... tell them to turn it down. they do it. 10 mins later and its back. lecturers at uni saying "you're an engineer, work it out" when im stuck with something and have asked for help Queue cutters people driving at speed limit or below in the 'fast lane' waking up to discover there is no milk or bread blackberries people that have tribal tattoos pertruding from a short sleeved ben sherman on a night out birds that think they are better looking than they actually are batteries micosoft word having jammy mates people i go to uni with that have never worked yet have managed to go to 3 festivals and 2 holidays and go out every other weekend when people hear a band/dj and pretend that they have been into them for ages went to a bbq the other day- had no beer. only cider. organized fun foreign call centers people that say 'banter' or 'lad' people who flex muscles in facebook photos people who have photos with their tops off as thier facebook display photo lack of 3G signal in Scotland Getting mistaken to be Irish Everyone in Aberdeen supporting Old Firm VIP areas in clubs filled with people who work in shops, who think they are gods gift cus they can sell you a pair of Skinny jeans
Quote by MattCBeing sent on the bacon roll run at work Everyone in Aberdeen supporting Old Firm
I fucking hate this as well.
I also hate engineers. Ask them a question and they send you an email asking you the same question back worded slightly differently. If I knew the fucking answer I wouldn't have asked you you fucking absolute waste of cunting space.
I'm not really sure of all this pressure, I'm never gonna lose any of my old letters, 'Cause they'll stay with me, Until I can see that I'm no one
I can't stand tight people. Reach into your wallet you horrible git.
Nothing grates me more than splitting a food bill and then one of the members pulls out their phone to work exactly what they are due to pay. Cunts. The lot of them!
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