Met Bella Emberg while out with the lads celebrating my birthday, she was in a pub near the crucible theatre (where she was doing panto.....oh yes she was!!)...she was brilliant, bless her...bought me a double bailys and give me a kiss...lovely lass
Lemmy walking down the seafront at Hampton Beach NH carrying a shitload of knives he’d just bought in a plastic bag . If you google Hampton beach you’ll see its a bit like Scarborough south beach with knife shops .
(A couple of) The Beastie Boys (Mike D & MCA) outside the Barrowlands, June 92. I am 5ft 9 and I was taller than them.. midget bastards. The RZA same place a few years later...another fucking midget...
IF YOU WANT A PICTURE OF THE FUTURE, IMAGINE A BOOT STAMPING ON A HUMAN FACE ---FOREVER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Liam Gallagher at Sheffield arena, stood at side of us watching Travis who were supporting oasis about 1997...he was sound had time for everyone.. Also met Tracey Ulman at Alton Towers
Met Paula Yates in "The Goldmine" Canvey Island. Chatted to her for ages and she was quite nice. Also have met Ralph Ineson due to him being a Leeds fan( he of The Office and various voice overs). Met 'Alvin Stardust' on a train coming back from football and we sang "Coo ca choo" to him for about an hour. Oh and Gordon Ramsey at Dingwalls jazz do, in Camden. Quite a few others as well.....
The entire Inter Milan team in the Disney Store at the Trafford Centre in 1999.
Only had a cheque book on me so I nabbed a pen and got them to sign cheques (still got the book somewhere).
When I twigged one was Diego Simone I said ‘aaah Beckham’ to which he put he arm around my shoulders, wagged his finger and said ‘no no no my amigo’ like I was going to start on him.
Got literally stuck in a lift with jeff Gollum in new York. He was exactly like he is on tv.... like he's been hammering the bugle. Again literally bumped into Keira outside Covent garden tube. There was a momentary pause as I realised it was her and she was realised she'd been tumbled.
"The nightmares invading the sleep of Bayern fans involve four horsemen of the Champions League Apocalypse riding towards them. As the faces come into focus, they will recognise Frank Lampard, Cole, Petr Cech and Drogba. All were immense..."
Quote: Wungit wrote in post #15Was it you Rams who he paid the hotel bill for or have I got you mixed up with someone else?
Yep. Well rock star games paid it but he was working for them so.... laughed as he was freaking out. Like proper. I said at one point...'calm down jeff eh. It's only been 1 minute ffs....
"The nightmares invading the sleep of Bayern fans involve four horsemen of the Champions League Apocalypse riding towards them. As the faces come into focus, they will recognise Frank Lampard, Cole, Petr Cech and Drogba. All were immense..."
Quote: maclufc wrote in post #17Oh and Melanie Sykes when I stayed in the Midland Hotel in Manchester. She was with an actor/musician whose name escapes me... ..
I remember walking coming out of Cardiff Arms park buzzing after seeing Lewis beat Bruno. As we were fighting our way out through the tunnel there was a load of noise coming from behind us we turned round to see Bruno in the middle of his entourage pushing their way through the crowd. Bruno fans were singing his name and he was shaking hands with everyone. As he approached us we started singing Lewis's name fair play to Bruno he held out his hand to me but I gave him the wanker sign (not my finest moment) If looks look kill I would be a dead man.
Quote: maclufc wrote in post #17Oh and Melanie Sykes when I stayed in the Midland Hotel in Manchester. She was with an actor/musician whose name escapes me... ..
I see Mel pottering about a few times a year, she’s from the place where I live and comes back at Xmas / Easter to see her folks.
Few of my mates went to school with her.
Talking of school I went to school with Take That’s Howard Donald. Genuinely nice lad.
Quote: Tone wrote in post #19I remember walking coming out of Cardiff Arms park buzzing after seeing Lewis beat Bruno. As we were fighting our way out through the tunnel there was a load of noise coming from behind us we turned round to see Bruno in the middle of his entourage pushing their way through the crowd. Bruno fans were singing his name and he was shaking hands with everyone. As he approached us we started singing Lewis's name fair play to Bruno he held out his hand to me but I gave him the wanker sign (not my finest moment) If looks look kill I would be a dead man.
I think it’s clear who the real wanker in that situation was 😂
Sat outside by myself.. in space after a heavy one in manumission 99 mani comes and plonks himself down at my table with two scrubbers, who where getting frisky with each other, now bearing in mind I was capable of bursting into tears at any moment, he starts with the (you a football lad) (you Newcastle) crack, friendly but as I couldn’t be arsed with it..told him I was outside for a reason and could he just fuck off, he insisted on telling me about his night and That Ryder was on his way, So again I told him to fuck off,and I wasn’t interested, Couldn’t shut the cunt up, and Then the birds started chipping in, At the end I had to politely threaten him, He took a huff then stormed off. Met Ryder on the same trip, he looked like a little car thief, very quiet and skulking about, not the big party animal I was expecting
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