[quote="Horse & Hound"]I hate everything about football these days, I hate sky sports, I hate the England team and the media circus that follows them. I hate John Terry, Wayne Rooney, Ashley Cole and Steven Gerrard and hate that these over paid primadonnas earn more in a week than a doctor does in a year. Did I mention I hate sky sports? I REALLY hate sky sports, I hate Rupert Murdoch, I hate 'super Sundays', I hate faceless tycoons buying football clubs in cities they've never even been too, I hate abramovich, glazier and Mansour, I hate football teams being referred to as a brand, I hate Chinese people wearing man utd tops, I hate all seater stadiums, I hate family stands and plastic fans in replica shirts and jester hats, I hate clueless pundits, I hate 'celebrity' football fans, I hate James Cordon and badiel and skinner, I hate the 'big four', I hate the champions league (most of the teams aren’t even champions ffs!) and most of all I hate relentless river of human excrement that is premier league.
Glad I got that off my chest! [/quote]
Brilliant rant and I agree with all of it. To add to it: I hate all the wannabes that go to football nowadays who wear their Sergio and Fila tops and suddenly think they're the next Cass Pennant or something. They piss me off so much, they give lip to everyone and then complain when they get a smack. I hate how they encourage the police to treat everyone like shit and I hate how they make all football fans look like unkempt animals.
If anyone can find me someone less funny than this over inflated sack of cunt then I will happily call them a liar. 'cos they will be. It's an impossibility to be less funny than him. Even Hugo a go go is funnier than Phil Jupitus and he's not funny.
This fat fuck boils my piss so much I am incandescent with rage within microseconds of any apperance of him be it TV or Radio. The cunt.
[quote="Anchor"]If anyone can find me someone less funny than this over inflated sack of cunt then I will happily call them a liar. 'cos they will be. It's an impossibility to be less funny than him. Even Hugo a go go is funnier than Phil Jupitus and he's not funny.
This fat fuck boils my piss so much I am incandescent with rage within microseconds of any apperance of him be it TV or Radio. The cunt.[/quote]
Speaking of unfunny fat cunts
I hope none of my licence goes on her salary - heinous thing.
[quote="Horse & Hound"]I hate everything about football these days, I hate sky sports, I hate the England team and the media circus that follows them. I hate John Terry, Wayne Rooney, Ashley Cole and Steven Gerrard and hate that these over paid primadonnas earn more in a week than a doctor does in a year. Did I mention I hate sky sports? I REALLY hate sky sports, I hate Rupert Murdoch, I hate 'super Sundays', I hate faceless tycoons buying football clubs in cities they've never even been too, I hate abramovich, glazier and Mansour, I hate football teams being referred to as a brand, I hate Chinese people wearing man utd tops, I hate all seater stadiums, I hate family stands and plastic fans in replica shirts and jester hats, I hate clueless pundits, I hate 'celebrity' football fans, I hate James Cordon and badiel and skinner, I hate the 'big four', I hate the champions league (most of the teams aren’t even champions ffs!) and most of all I hate relentless river of human excrement that is premier league.
Glad I got that off my chest! [/quote] well said that man.
People who sit right behind you even though there are at least 2 other chairs free in the office just so the nosey cunts can see what you are typing or looking at on the net. Mind your own buissness.
I'm not really sure of all this pressure, I'm never gonna lose any of my old letters, 'Cause they'll stay with me, Until I can see that I'm no one
[quote="Spence"][quote="Horse & Hound"]I hate everything about football these days, I hate sky sports, I hate the England team and the media circus that follows them. I hate John Terry, Wayne Rooney, Ashley Cole and Steven Gerrard and hate that these over paid primadonnas earn more in a week than a doctor does in a year. Did I mention I hate sky sports? I REALLY hate sky sports, I hate Rupert Murdoch, I hate 'super Sundays', I hate faceless tycoons buying football clubs in cities they've never even been too, I hate abramovich, glazier and Mansour, I hate football teams being referred to as a brand, I hate Chinese people wearing man utd tops, I hate all seater stadiums, I hate family stands and plastic fans in replica shirts and jester hats, I hate clueless pundits, I hate 'celebrity' football fans, I hate James Cordon and badiel and skinner, I hate the 'big four', I hate the champions league (most of the teams aren’t even champions ffs!) and most of all I hate relentless river of human excrement that is premier league.
Sorry but that's just a poor copy of THAT rant by the QPR fan - that was class.....as was the letter written by the Grimbsy fan. Horse and Hound, you're a grand lad but that rant was rubbish!
[quote="Anchor"]If anyone can find me someone less funny than this over inflated sack of cunt then I will happily call them a liar. 'cos they will be. It's an impossibility to be less funny than him. Even Hugo a go go is funnier than Phil Jupitus and he's not funny.
This fat fuck boils my piss so much I am incandescent with rage within microseconds of any apperance of him be it TV or Radio. The cunt.[/quote]
[quote="get the beer in"][quote="Anchor"]If anyone can find me someone less funny than this over inflated sack of cunt then I will happily call them a liar. 'cos they will be. It's an impossibility to be less funny than him. Even Hugo a go go is funnier than Phil Jupitus and he's not funny.
This fat fuck boils my piss so much I am incandescent with rage within microseconds of any apperance of him be it TV or Radio. The cunt.[/quote]
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